In my youth, I volunteered for a spell at an animal shelter. The dogs responded to attention with love. The cats responded with what seemed to be attitude. But I suspect the feline response was based on fear and distrust. Dogs after all are pack animals and cats believe that they are independant and solitary, sorta like like royalty. They need us; they just don’t like to acknowledge that fact..
I like the T-shirt idea. It sounds like good advice. Always stear clear of anyone professing to be ‘A Prophet of Destiny’.
Perhaps it’s the Belching of the Apes that gives concern about global warming. Other than that,
I must say ?!?!?!? about the global warming connection.
Tune in at 8 to watch people watching families watching TV. Each from their own separate room!
Watch as they text each other trying to get snacks delivered.
Watch as dust collects on their vapid expressions.
Call the number on your screen to vote who you think will be the first to STAND and WALK to the bathroom and off the show forever!
Remember to send us a recent photograph of yourself, your SSN, your mother’s maiden name and a $100 cashier’s check for made out to Garrulous to be entered into the drawing for a year of FREE. Enter as often as you like.
Tune in tomorrow for an 8 hour marathon of ‘TV Addiction Intervention’.
UMOM