It’s pretty much like that now, in a different manner. “Battleground states”.
The Universe is two weeks old.It was created instantaneously, including your memories, and the light from distant galaxies.
Perhaps making it even less realistic is supposed to improve the joke.And the delivery services lack non-text logos.
Thanks for including the cedilla in “soupçon”. ;-)
Once again, a Righty wins the first post award.
Points taken away for the post being too weakly related to the cartoon.
The classic was chocolate covered ExLax.
USPS, not UPS twice.
nitpick: as far as I know, Amazon, Fedex, UPS, and the UPS never use the doorbell.
Porch pirates must hire lobbyists. ;-)
If you want to drive fast, come to Connecticut. as far as I can see, there is little to no speed enforcement on the Interstates and other state-controlled highways.
The main downside? You may crash and die. Heavy traffic.
Gotta love whataboutism.
It’s pretty much like that now, in a different manner. “Battleground states”.