Old joke: I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, I eat it!
Restless Leg Syndrome.
T.J. Hooker?
How do you keep a moron in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow.
Attack of the Ticonderoga!
She’s a mitochondriac!
Is his name Mr. Merrick, by chance?
My parents watched Lawrence Welk all the time. Then, during a 22 year career as a professional musician, the worst insult I could give someone was to say they sound like they should be on Lawrence Welk.
Lice-O-Rice.
Well, there are 206 bones…
Old joke: I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, I eat it!