FWIW, yet another variation:In heaven, the English are the police, the French the cooks, the Swiss the administrators, the Italians the lovers, and the Germans the mechanics.In hell, the English are the cooks, the French the administrators, the Swiss the lovers, the Italians the mechanics, and the Germans the police.
Golf is "An ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill adapted for the purpose.”—a quote attributed to Woodrow Wilson
FWIW, yet another variation:In heaven, the English are the police, the French the cooks, the Swiss the administrators, the Italians the lovers, and the Germans the mechanics.In hell, the English are the cooks, the French the administrators, the Swiss the lovers, the Italians the mechanics, and the Germans the police.