I prefer to contemplate the pink fairy armadillo (Chlamyphorus truncatus), which is too small to contain any kind of intelligence.
(Chlamyphorus = cloak-bearer, truncatus = abruptly cut off; the pink fairy armadillo looks like its butt has been chopped off with just a fringe of hair remaining.)
“EEEEEEeeeeeeehhh! EEEEEEeeeeeeehhh! EEEEEEeeeeeeehhh!”