Recent Comments

1. about 19 hours ago on Wizard of Id

   Organic means carbon based. Carbonated water is organic.

2. about 19 hours ago on Speed Bump

   And the beer, deer.

3. about 19 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   And that’s how I “celebrated” my 16th birthday.

4. about 19 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   They ‘intercepted’ the feces, like it hit the fan and intercepted the whole room?

5. about 20 hours ago on Over the Hedge

   I read that geese p**p in flight frequently, so a large “V” of geese overhead constitutes carpet bombing

6. about 20 hours ago on Nick and Zuzu

   How do we learn who owns the elephant in the room no one talks about?

7. about 20 hours ago on MythTickle

   “Walk with me a while,” requested Death shyly.

   “I’ve walked with you my whole life, why would I quit now?” I replied.

8. about 20 hours ago on MythTickle

   Flirting with the Dim Reaper (not a typo).

9. about 20 hours ago on JumpStart

   Not if they stay on your feet, as opposed to in your mouth.

10. about 20 hours ago on Grand Avenue

    I Excel on the computer. I also Word, PowerPoint, and Firefox. I’ve even been known to verb a noun.