All of the above are just “old wives tales”. The skunk scent is an oil and the best thing to remove it is Dawn dishwashing detergent or baby shampoo. Dawn is used to clean oil off birds and animals after a spill.
My son and I were foolishly going to watch the evening news and it immediately started on politics. We quickly turned it off and started singing the theme to Gilligan’s Island. When we realized what we had both done we couldn’t stop laughing.
They are to honor the essential workers who have kept us alive during this crisis. Medical personnel, delivery people, grocery workers, scientists, teachers, etc.
It’s a COMIC! Just enjoy it.