Watch the video if you can; it’s impressive. He’s choking out the protester with one arm while simultaneously shoveling hot dogs into his mouth with his other hand. The man is a master multi-tasker.
You can buy biodegradable poop bags, but they are quite a bit more expensive. The problem with poop left to decompose is dogs can be asymptomatic carriers of several dog diseases/parasites that are passed through poop. It doesn’t take a lot of imagination to realize your dog could walk through poop and then lick their paws, considering they’ll lick their own butts. From our daily visits to the dog park, I’ve concluded that many dogs are completely unfazed when they step in poop and don’t necessarily try to avoid it.
Okay, Lennie. I like your strip. I read every one. But please, telling people to lighten up never works. It’s like telling an angry person to calm down. And yes, I recognize the hypocrisy of telling you this, because I can’t control how you react. Like you can’t control your readers.
Trolls are gonna troll. You shouldn’t feed them; it only makes them fatter and more self-satisfied that they got a rise out of you.
On the other hand, I’m glad you can now afford a goat :).
Bear attack hacky sack!