Before Isaac Newton. (Newton stole Humpty’s discovery)
Of course he was pushed. It was his parents pushing him to make something of himself. So he made a mess.
Cat-alytic converter. (Converts eggs into omelets)
Does he look like the milkman or the mailman?
The best payback for parents is when their kids have kids of their own and find out what they put their parents through!
And the salesman and your wife didn’t throw you over the side?
Would a bidet be carbonated?
That should have been “Ruff Night, Ernie?” (Sandpaper is Rough)
What about yellow snow?
Hope those aren’t Dave’s Polident tablets Ernie….
Before Isaac Newton. (Newton stole Humpty’s discovery)