My dad used to sing “Deck the halls with the b@lls of a collie.” It never elicited a smile or chuckle yet he always did it. Now that he is long gone I(we) still do not miss it…
I had a Westie (pictured) and he destroyed a grunting gorilla guaranteed not to break BEFORE we even left the store! I would have asked for my money back but since we never paid …
Yeah…not feeling the loss…