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Some devices should come with warning stickers that say "If you were born before this date in 1965, you are not qualified to operate this machine. There is no upgrade available, nor any appeal. Step back away from the machine. Make way for someone who can do it successfully.

Recent Comments

  1. over 9 years ago on That is Priceless

    Has anyone else noticed that there is no post for today [Monday, August 10?].

  2. over 9 years ago on That is Priceless

    When you say it like that, he sounds like a loser.

  3. about 10 years ago on Lucky Cow

    You will please note that two of the guys in the line are balding and a third one has grey hair. Your time will come, my friend.

  4. over 10 years ago on That is Priceless

    Moaning Lisa…

  5. over 10 years ago on That is Priceless

    Applause, applause…

  6. over 10 years ago on That is Priceless

    And then all those gardeners would have been named “Max”?

  7. over 10 years ago on That is Priceless

    You get the star today. Congratulations.

  8. over 10 years ago on That is Priceless

    It’s only a felony in Florida.

  9. almost 11 years ago on That is Priceless

    She was more comfortable displaying her risk-taking tendencies by being an artist’s model. Concealing her face allowed her to deny that fact to her granddaughters.

  10. about 11 years ago on Moderately Confused

    Here’s some advice: Never write a bank stick-up note on your printed checking account deposit slip. Someone who can’t see that today’s cartoon is a joke may need that help.