Packrat

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Just an old fart who enjoys humor in all shapes and sizes. I am the "hermit on the hill", and I like it that way.

Recent Comments

  1. about 4 hours ago on Brewster Rockit

    36-24-36-0

  2. about 4 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Good one! My favorite was, “Time to eat, Aunt Sally.”

  3. about 19 hours ago on Last Kiss

    OK, but only if I get to deliver it.

    And watch you unwrap…

  4. about 19 hours ago on Super-Fun-Pak Comix

    I’m shocked, shocked I say! This borders on cruel and unusual punishment. You simply can’t make a perp watch this and expect to have his confession stand up in court. I am surprised you were allowed to print it. On top of that, it’s probably old gas station coffee.

  5. about 19 hours ago on Loose Parts

    Then there’s Jolly Old St. Nicked. Never did learn to shave with a straight razor.

    Or St. Knickerless who flies around with no pants.

    I tried calling him Kris Kringle, but all I could think of then was donuts…

    I know, I know… I sleigh me.

  6. about 19 hours ago on The Argyle Sweater

    Cool. Thanks for the info. Who said comics can’t be educational?

    “Honey, what are you doing?”

    “I’m studying…”

  7. about 19 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Some days the best I can come up with is, “I can’t think of anything too terribly bad about him.”

    But I fall back on my early upbringing, “If you can’t say something nice…”

    My favorite, “Hire the jerk. Whaddya got to lose?”

  8. about 19 hours ago on Non Sequitur

    And one size fits all! No returns.

  9. about 19 hours ago on Doonesbury

    Thank god you told us. Now I can relax…

  10. about 19 hours ago on Brewster Rockit

    It occurs to me that if they can steal the data, they can manipulate it as well. Big money to be made making us (meaning me) look “nice”. Call me. You have my number…