It’s like people want to have water with nothing in it. Distilled water, for example, is really, really bad for you as essential minerals will be extracted from you by osmosis.
It’s a COMIC strip. It’s not, real and maybe this is taking place in a Galaxy far, far away. I’ve seen comments like this in other stips too. Complaints about drawing realistically, physics being wrong, ad nauseum. Idiotic.
Or perhaps Caddyshack