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When do I get my flying minivan?!
When you rush to the market, you can call it “The Old 23 Squido”.
“Summer Wind”, Frank Sinatra
It is estimated that in any given year, only about 50% of Americans read a book. I have little doubt that many of the non-readers are proud of it.
Baseball: The starting lineup spends half the game sitting around doing nothing. Starting pitchers work about 30 days a year, and rarely pitch a complete game. Yes folks, they truly earn their millions.
Virgin Mary gets towed for parking in front of a hydrant.
Wrestling in your Mom’s dress while swinging a frying pan sounds like a good wrestler’s gimmick.
Chuck Barris’s book, “Confessions of a Dangerous Mind” was subtitled “An Unauthorized Autobiography”.
They look more like dougie legs to me.
The drink being a double Jack Daniel’s didn’t help either.
When do I get my flying minivan?!