Never fit on a bumper sticker.
Helping Dewdrop? She is evil!
There’s no crying in ninjutsu! No crying! No crying!
Panel 3: Rat from Pearls Before Swine floats by in a spacesuit, whacking holes in the window with his baseball bat.
I hope the other guy is chewing out Tarzan for killing that poor, defenseless putty tat.
With a head like that, you’d think Scardol would be masterminding crimes for other crooks.
So we beat on, boats against the gazpacho, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
Meanwhile, the former prisoner is wondering where he can get some popcorn.
You’d think there’d be a currency exchange booth.
Best guess: he’s eating deviled ham, and the smell killed the birds.
Never fit on a bumper sticker.