Bring some Buds! Dilly Dilly!
I would have thought he’d be proposing to his tight end.
And one of them is a horse’s “hind end”!
I prefer strip checkers! There’s a lot more jumping around.
Colin Kaepernick! A Sports Jerk of the Year Award would be a nice balance to the “Most Inspirational NFL Player” he’ll probably get at the ESPY’s!
That little prick??
Flushed down a toilet would be more appropriate!
Better a rock than a kidney stone
That snot funny!
Elvis has left the building!
Bring some Buds! Dilly Dilly!