Slutty Witches Be…Melted?!
I hope they go the way of Lehman Brosthers…!
Boston Cream…?! (The only thing from Boston worth anything…Go Yanks!!)
Looks like Santa’s Recon! Someone is destined for a big ‘ol lump of coal in their stocking! (Do Millennals & Gen Z’ers even have X-mas ‘stockings’ anymore?!)
Tru-Dat!
Witches With Surplus Inventory Be Loco!
Boomers, ha…!
Little Witches Addicted To Sugar Be VERY Loco!
Witches Who Try To Follow Julia Child’s Recipes Be Loco!
Trump Hating Witches Be…OK!!! (Blue Wave ’24!!!)
Slutty Witches Be…Melted?!