I see a Northern Iowa Armadillo bidding Bill farewell. Tragically, the species became extinct seconds after this, thanks to a speeding Kum & Go 18 wheeler.
A friend’s cat attacked the Christmas tree, so she had her husband wire the vacuum with a remote and set it near the tree. When the cat went near the tree, she’d turn on the vacuum with the remote and the cat would take off for parts unknown (prob under the bed). Eventually, she could just park the vacuum near the tree. No more broken ornaments. Ha—maybe it’s Fish in the cloak!!!
Unfortunately, the people who read the comic pages in my city’s newspaper would probably not appreciate this one. They raised a huge outcry when Judge Parker went away—vocal enough that the paper brought him back. We’re still stuck with Family Circus and Marmaduke, too.
Mustard, onion, and peanut butter. If pb is not available, catsup, mayo, and onion.