The fact that he’s constructing the whole series of jokes around “on the lamb” when the expression for “fleeing from authority” is “on the lam” makes this suck even more than it would had he NOT misspelled “lam.”
That’s right, kid. The “Government Fairy” isn’t going to bring you all that stuff but it will meet you halfway with what you need, you “just add water” in the form of WORK.
The fact that he’s constructing the whole series of jokes around “on the lamb” when the expression for “fleeing from authority” is “on the lam” makes this suck even more than it would had he NOT misspelled “lam.”