No longer a trap. Officially it’s now called a bunker, at least according to the PGA. Also, water isn’t water, it’s a penalty area. We’ll have new signs printed.
In fact, on April 27, 1983, our narrator stated, “who, of course, had recently been dispatched to the FoodMart for some ‘Cheetos’ to insure a smooth nomination.” Cheetos, not Ding Dongs.
Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham and his pal Walter would like a word, please.