A duck walks into a pharmacy to buy some chapstick. The pharmacist asks just how he intends to pay for it. “Put it on my bill” says the duck. Ba-dum-bum! (Sorry! I couldn’t help it…lol)
…and, it could be MILDLY ironic, that it was Hobbes (if I remember correctly) who said: “Somebody needs to stick their head in a bucket of ice water…” I’m just sayin’…lol
Don’t hold back, mom. TELL HIM! lol