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1. almost 14 years ago on New Adventures of Queen Victoria

   Tell me about the rabbits again, Pab.

2. almost 14 years ago on New Adventures of Queen Victoria

   Her Majesty is cheating a little. She skipped right from 31,535,999 to 31,534,998, chopping an entire thousand out in one second. Is she already in a hurry to get to 2012?

3. almost 14 years ago on New Adventures of Queen Victoria

   “Thank you for calling the Queen Victoria Support Line. I am here for you twenty-four seven. How I may be helping you today?”

4. almost 14 years ago on Basic Instructions

   “Waiter! Bring me an entendre, and make it a double!”

5. almost 14 years ago on Non Sequitur

   I’m not going to die until I can afford to do so properly, which means, I’m probably going to live forever.

6. almost 14 years ago on Non Sequitur

   We keep voting for the lesser of two evils, and then wondering why our elected officials are still evil…

7. almost 14 years ago on New Adventures of Queen Victoria

   My grandfather was born when Ulysses S. Grant was President.

   History isn’t as far removed as we’d sometimes like to think…

8. almost 14 years ago on New Adventures of Queen Victoria

   The TSA is determined to find Victoria’s Secret…

9. about 14 years ago on New Adventures of Queen Victoria

   If she REALLY wanted to punish the viewers, she’d run a back-to-back marathon of “Ishtar,” “Heaven’s Gate,” and “Gigli.”

   Of course, I’m not sure even the Gestapo was that cruel..

10. about 14 years ago on Non Sequitur

    And, of course, bonuses are only obscene when someone else is getting them.