If he finds it it will be sheer luck
At least it was accurate, it had two. Stay away from a brand that is labeled “Spaghetti and Meat Ball.” Probably not a typo.
This may seem a bit rude, but if I was Luann, I’d be a bit more suspicious as to why some of the children in the neighborhood look like they could be the offspring of her father.
Todd doesn’t realize it yet, but he’s already at that big revolving door that leads to ‘walking down the aisle’.
Boy raised by wolves, Tarzan by apes. Not exactly a ‘5-star’ gag IMHO.
I thought up a guy with a superpower. He was Mucus-Man. Never could decide if he was a good guy or a bad guy. Not a ‘popular’ type of ability.
I’ve seen old Twilight Zone episodes that didn’t have a monster that looks as scary as the things that show up on her dresser.
I hope the tail isn’t still wet. That’s might raise some questions from Katy.
Mind-blowing that you’d need to be at least a multi-millionaire to do so now. And I’m not. Nowadays all the nice ones are slabbed. Sad.
Kinda sounds like something Steve Martin would say.
If he finds it it will be sheer luck