Actually when one makes Major they get a choice of a glass bottom bellybutton or a lobotomy. I’ll leave it to someone else to explain the use of the former. ;-)
If I remember correct, that is his and Susie’s daughter, Bacon. Go to http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2933120/posts to see all 4 of the comics done as a tribute.
Check the shoes and headphones before wearing! Know your Fat Freddy