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  1. over 14 years ago on In the Sticks

    I miss the fair and balanced tagline… Fox News was always as fair and balanced as a one-legged carnie.

  2. over 14 years ago on In the Sticks

    Their minds are made up. Don’t confuse them with the facts.

  3. almost 15 years ago on The Academia Waltz

    Oh Aggies doest thou wonder too That your faults lie deeper than stinky socks And that when your mother gave birth to you She suffered from the pox

    But though you’ll think me tacky I’ll suppose that it’s not rare That far beneath your army khaki Lies crotchless underwear

    So Aggies lest from grace you fall We’ll concede this if you let us; Your shaven domes are heads after all Though only ones of lettuce.