I miss the fair and balanced tagline… Fox News was always as fair and balanced as a one-legged carnie.
Their minds are made up. Don’t confuse them with the facts.
Oh Aggies doest thou wonder too That your faults lie deeper than stinky socks And that when your mother gave birth to you She suffered from the pox
But though you’ll think me tacky I’ll suppose that it’s not rare That far beneath your army khaki Lies crotchless underwear
So Aggies lest from grace you fall We’ll concede this if you let us; Your shaven domes are heads after all Though only ones of lettuce.
I miss the fair and balanced tagline… Fox News was always as fair and balanced as a one-legged carnie.