spoiler: Luanne will never get a real job or romance and will change her parents diapers and drive them to doctor appointments for 30 years, then when they die her life will be bereft of meaning because everyone else moved on while she stayed stuck. It’ll be the funniest, and maybe the first ever funny punchline in the history of the strip.
That would be about a three week turnaround. I am under the impression that they’re still doing 7 week lead times.