Recent Comments

1. 16 days ago on Frog Applause

   In case you’re wondering why I’m a dues-paying member of the National Association of Balneotherapy Professionals, this is why. Without constant vigilance, we will cede more and more ground to those who would tarnish our profession by conflating it with….

   Ugh, I can’t bear to even say it…

   “Hydrotherapy”

2. 16 days ago on Frog Applause

   These terms are used interchangeably by PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW A DANG THING ABOUT BALNEOTHERAPY.

3. 23 days ago on Frog Applause

   Hey.

4. 27 days ago on Frog Applause

   Yes. As a form of ongoing protest, I have resolved to flush all “flushable” wipes, regardless of whether or how much their claims of flushability are specious, spurious, and significantly sanguine.

5. about 1 month ago on Frog Applause

   I only meet armadillos who lack emotional intelligence, and who display cluster B personality traits.

6. about 1 month ago on Frog Applause

   I suspect the actual number of subscribers is not changing, and the site is giving you bad data.

7. about 1 month ago on Frog Applause

   Then let me eat you, Gingerbread Man. You will not have to go to work if I eat you.

   Unless getting eaten is your job.

8. about 2 months ago on Frog Applause

   I have PTSD from previous times I’ve been caught stealing things. Shame on you for triggering my trauma.

9. about 2 months ago on Frog Applause

   You call this large? I once consumed a comic strip larger than my head!

10. about 2 months ago on Frog Applause

    I don’t need a high altitude malaria net because the mosquitoes think I’m creepy.