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1. 3 days ago on La Cucaracha

   >— He’s got all these nifty commandments and rules that if you fail to obey every single one he’ll send you to a place of eternal pain and torment, suffering and gnashing of teeth… but wait!! He loves you!

   Yes, and many of those nifty commandments and rules contradict others. A classic case of “Dam_ed if you do, dam_ed if you don’t.”.

   Your posts sound like you’re also a fan of George Carlin. After every single time I saw one of his routines I’d come away thinking; “He is so right.”.

2. 3 days ago on La Cucaracha

   I’m also getting pretty old and, for the first time in my life, consider myself fortunate that I’ve never had a family. No children, grandchildren, nieces or nephews, not one single soul on Earth to worry about. Also, while it’s true that by no means am I an expert, about two years ago I figured that we had passed the point of no return, climate wise. I made my own estimates on how long we had left. Now that the idiots have returned Convicted Felon Shitler to office I’m revising my estimates downward. I figure we have about six to nine years, twelve years tops, before civilization completely collapses. I figure we’ll have another twenty-five to thirty-five years, forty-five years tops before the last human dies off. And there will be nothing to blame for our extinction except our own stupidity, and greed. Agent Smith in the Matrix movie was correct when he declared that “humans are a virus”.

3. 6 days ago on Prickly City

   Carnac, one of the routines by Johnny Carson that I always enjoyed. I think I’ll borrow, and slightly modify, one of his lines for the Supreme Religious Tribunal: “May the the fleas of a thousand camels infest their underwear.”

4. 6 days ago on Prickly City

   Under ordinary circumstances I would say he can’t sell the USPS since it’s in the Constitution. However, as things currently stand, I wouldn’t be surprised if he does since they want to throw the Constitution into the shredder anyway.

5. 9 days ago on Non Sequitur

   I don’t believe that, I know it with a cold hard certainty.

6. 10 days ago on Non Sequitur

   And all of Convicted Felon Shitler’s followers think the same thing.

7. 11 days ago on La Cucaracha

   >— And then there is climate change, which too many are trying to sweep under the rug.

   Yep, almost two years ago I figured we had already passed the point of no return. At that time I was estimating that civilization had about another 15 to 20 years, 25 tops before it all collapsed and that humans, as a species, only had about another 50 to 75 years, 100 tops beyond that, before becoming extinct. With the re-election of Convicted Felon Shitler I’m revising my estimates downward. I now figure that civilization has only about another 6 to 8 years, 12 tops before collapsing, and humans, as a species, another 24 to 35 years, 48 tops before going extinct. Just one more reason I’m glad I don’t have any family to worry about. The way things are now I don’t think I’d be willing to have children even if I was being paid to do so.

8. 11 days ago on La Cucaracha

   It does make me kind of glad that I’ve never had a family, other than my parents, and half brother, who are all now long dead.

9. 12 days ago on La Cucaracha

   I haven’t heard reports about that yet, but I can’t say I’m surprised in the slightest. Every creep, cretin and sh!thead now thinks it’s open season for them to behave however they want and nobody will try to stop them. Or perhaps I should say they don’t believe anyone will be allowed to stop them. I just hope they try it on someone like my mom. She told me about a time when she was young and someone tried assaulting her. She went to get a cop because she thought she’d killed him. Obviously she didn’t because he was gone when she and the cop got back to the scene and she only saw him once after that. Walking down the sidewalk she saw him coming and when he saw her he crossed the street to avoid her. She wasn’t very big and rarely lost her temper but she was as tough as a piece of tempered steel.

10. 12 days ago on La Cucaracha

    Meanwhile, blacks all over the country have been getting e-mails and texts advising them to prepare to be picked up since they’ve been assigned to work on a cotton plantation, or something similar. It’s gonna get awfully ugly in the U.S. from now on, at least for anyone not a member of one of the hate groups.