Sometimes after a long day I just want someone to stroke my beard and tell me I’m pretty.
“You look more like a Number Two to me”
I would like to meet No One and Nobody since they are better than Trump
Is there a Layaway Plan available?
Either; I’m bi-sacksual
Or Walmart in Williston, ND
We’re gonna need another Timmy.
Behold, The Bible predicted the NSA: Ecclesiastes 10:20 Curse not the king, no not in thy thought; and curse not the rich in thy bedchamber: for a bird of the air shall carry the voice, and that which hath wings shall tell the matter. :)
Redneck Politics
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, “so, why the long face?”
Sometimes after a long day I just want someone to stroke my beard and tell me I’m pretty.