Artist, lover of flora and fauna, happily married for three decades, mother of two grown sons, librarian.
IKEA would make you stir the dough with an Allen wrench.
Workplaces are like kindergarten classes. We’d probably all get along better if we could have naptime.
Aw – he’s a chip off the old crook.
Santa’s lesser none reindeer – Blingle
My dad bag-boyed his way through college, and after that would never let anyone else bag his groceries. He was a master-packer, that’s for sure. We never had a broken egg or a crushed bag of chips.
I think I built up a tolerance to caffeine as a kid. Pepsi was my chugging drink of choice back then.
Twenty minutes? Pfft! What an amateur! I’m on my third cup by then.
I would probably just buy the kid a new backpack.
Great idea! Everyone will get mad, go home early, and you can enjoy a quiet evening with plenty of leftovers.
Turkey vultures are pretty chill.
IKEA would make you stir the dough with an Allen wrench.