I can tell you from my time as an intern at a wastewater reclamation plant that they absolutely do smell like poops. Some parts of them smell like fresh poops, some smell like burnt poops, but it all smells like poops.
First offer’s supposed to be the million dollars, which is accepted. Then the second, dirt cheap offer is made, and that’s how the punchline makes sense.
To utter the very name, “Sarkeesian” is to bring about a rain of Gamergaters who will utter vulgarities and ignorance so foul as to blot out whatever sun makes it onto the internet..
Oh we’ll have Cat Copters for YEARS.