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  1. over 14 years ago on Fred Basset

    I’m just relieved Fred’s alright.

    A friend of mine had a basset hound and left him tied up outside a Post Office while he went to send a parcel by air mail to his aunt, who lives in Vancouver.

    Anyway, Ted, the basset hound, was hit by a reversing delivery truck. Both his back legs, and his hip, were broken.

    Despite the best efforts of a very competent vet, Ted had to be put to sleep.

    It was a truly terrible time for my friend, who to this day holds himself responsible.

  2. over 14 years ago on Fred Basset

    A parking ticket is the least of your worries, Fred. Whatever country you’re in, it is likely illegal for a dog to be in the front seat of a motor vehicle.

    In some countries, you would be impounded and possibly destroyed - most likely by lethal injection administered by a certified veterinarian.

  3. over 14 years ago on Fred Basset

    Be fair, Fred. I imagine Jock’s exhausted after “chewing your bone and gobbling up your leftovers”.

  4. over 14 years ago on Fred Basset

    He shouldn’t take Fred for granted like this. The average life span of a basset hound is only a little over 10 years. He should take every opportunity to spend time with Fred as he’ll miss him when he’s not around any more.

  5. over 14 years ago on Fred Basset

    Cool move, Fred, but it won’t work forever. If they get a cordless phone, you’ll be floored - literally.

  6. over 14 years ago on Fred Basset

    I was looking forward to Fred exacting revenge on this Pepe creature, but on reflection he has maintained his dignity far better by refusing to retaliate.

    Well done, Fred - discretion is the better part of valour.

  7. almost 15 years ago on Fred Basset

    Looks like Fred’s hatching a cunning plan. I wouldn’t want to be in Pepe’s shoes when he springs his trap.