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Please attack me. My paranoia needs support.
“…why do we have navels.”
1) For the same reason you have arm(ie)s.
2) To set a good example for your children.
It’s an early Frost, this year.
Dog tags aren’t good enough.
“… and subsequently quoted by Woody Allen.”
Among thousands (millions?) of others.
Processed? Shun all!
“An ice pick might be better. Or maybe a serated knife…”
I don’t think either of those would auger well.
Waterbeds have claws?
It’s at least 50 years since I last had hiccups, so I’ve forgotten what I did about them.
“Latinos voted for this, right?”
So the media say.
Please attack me. My paranoia needs support.