If Andy ever bought a round, Jack might have a heart attack!
WHY? For the best reason in the world; she wanted Ripley’s to draw her picture!
Katarzyna’s boyfriend soon left her because she had become “frigid”!
Jonathan REALLY connected to his inner Steph Pastis in today’s opus!
Either him or Ella Fitzgerald! Listen to her song, “Chew Chew Chew Your Bubble Gum” on YouTube!
I have a vision of CAVEMEN telling each other this joke!
Dear Old Dad was a mail carrier (1968-1985). He once told me that a letter dated 1971 which he found in 1982 still had to be delivered. It was a notice from a high school that someone’s child had been truant. Said child by then was in law school!
“Rabbits Against Magic” PUN-itentiary called. Owl’s cell is ready!
Also on Sundays, which explains why these classics never appear on the weekends!
“Rabbits Against Magic”s PUN-itentiary called. This guy is an escapee. When he’s recaptured he’ll do six months in the electric chair!
If Andy ever bought a round, Jack might have a heart attack!