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"I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day, a fresh try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic waiting somewhere behind the morning." J. B. Priestley

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  1. about 19 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

    Ora Zella riding (Riding!) Lupin was exactly everything I needed for the day today. I’m going to walk around with this joyous image in my head all day!

  2. about 19 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

    Dignity, thy name is Elvis.

  3. 2 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Lovely; I’m listening right now.

  4. 3 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    You gave me a crystal clear picture of Pucky in a cassock!

  5. 3 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Best wishes for the new orbit beginning!

  6. 3 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says, “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says, “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint.” After a while, the lizard says his mouth is dry and that he’s going to get a drink from the river. At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the poor lizard, helping him to the bank. He then asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?” The lizard explains that he was up in the tree smoking a joint with the monkey, and his mouth got dry and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river he fell in. The inquisitive crocodile says, “I’ve gotta check this out.” He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing another joint. He looks up and says, “Hey, Monkey!” The monkey looks down and says, “OMG, Duuuude! How much water did you drink?!”

  7. 4 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    My sympathies to you all.

  8. 7 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Agreed. Elvis has such good ideas – if the BCN crew started their own novelty design company, I’ll bet they’d come up with all sorts of concepts to get their claws into…

  9. 10 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    A group of chess masters checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby, discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” one of them asked, as they moved off. “Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

  10. 10 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Deja Moo: the feeling that you’ve heard all this bull before.