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9 Chickweed Lane

9 Chickweed Lane

By Brooke McEldowney
Adam@Home

Adam@Home

By Rob Harrell
Andy Capp

Andy Capp

By Reg Smythe
Arlo and Janis

Arlo and Janis

By Jimmy Johnson
Baby Blues

Baby Blues

By Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott
B.C.

B.C.

By Mastroianni and Hart
Back to B.C.

Back to B.C.

By Johnny Hart
Basic Instructions

Basic Instructions

By Scott Meyer
Brewster Rockit

Brewster Rockit

By Tim Rickard
Brevity

Brevity

By Dan Thompson
Broom Hilda

Broom Hilda

By Russell Myers
Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes

By Bill Watterson
Close to Home

Close to Home

By John McPherson
Crankshaft

Crankshaft

By Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis
Doonesbury

Doonesbury

By Garry Trudeau
Eyebeam

Eyebeam

By Sam Hurt
Foolish Mortals

Foolish Mortals

By Tom Horacek
FoxTrot

FoxTrot

By Bill Amend
FoxTrot Classics

FoxTrot Classics

By Bill Amend
Frank and Ernest

Frank and Ernest

By Thaves
Free Range

Free Range

By Bill Whitehead
Grand Avenue

Grand Avenue

By Mike Thompson
Kliban

Kliban

By B. Kliban
Loose Parts

Loose Parts

By Dave Blazek
Non Sequitur

Non Sequitur

By Wiley Miller
Nothing is Not Something

Nothing is Not Something

By Greg Wallace
Pearls Before Swine

Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
Pibgorn

Pibgorn

By Brooke McEldowney
Red Meat

Red Meat

By Max Cannon
Rose is Rose

Rose is Rose

By Don Wimmer and Pat Brady
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

By Zach Weinersmith
Too Much Coffee Man

Too Much Coffee Man

By Shannon Wheeler
Truth Facts

Truth Facts

By Wulff & Morgenthaler
Views of the World

Views of the World

By Cartoon Movement-US
Wizard of Id

Wizard of Id

By Parker and Hart
Wizard of Id Classics

Wizard of Id Classics

By Parker and Hart
Working Daze

Working Daze

By John Zakour and Scott Roberts
Unstrange Phenomena

Unstrange Phenomena

By Ed Allison
Tom the Dancing Bug

Tom the Dancing Bug

By Ruben Bolling
That is Priceless

That is Priceless

By Steve Melcher
Strange Brew

Strange Brew

By John Deering
Speed Bump

Speed Bump

By Dave Coverly
Shoe

Shoe

By Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly
Reality Check

Reality Check

By Dave Whamond
Pot-Shots

Pot-Shots

By Ashleigh Brilliant
Pickles

Pickles

By Brian Crane
Off the Mark

Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi
MythTickle

MythTickle

By Justin Thompson
Moderately Confused

Moderately Confused

By Jeff Stahler
Lio

Lio

By Mark Tatulli
Jen Sorensen

Jen Sorensen

(th)ink

(th)ink

By Keith Knight
Lalo Alcaraz

Lalo Alcaraz

Nick Anderson

Nick Anderson

Lisa Benson

Lisa Benson

Steve Benson

Steve Benson

Chip Bok

Chip Bok

Jeff Danziger

Jeff Danziger

Matt Davies

Matt Davies

John Deering

John Deering

Bob Gorrell

Bob Gorrell

Walt Handelsman

Walt Handelsman

Clay Jones

Clay Jones

Kevin Kallaugher

Kevin Kallaugher

By KAL
Steve Kelley

Steve Kelley

Mike Luckovich

Mike Luckovich

Jim Morin

Jim Morin

Jack Ohman

Jack Ohman

Pat Oliphant

Pat Oliphant

Joel Pett

Joel Pett

Ted Rall

Ted Rall

Drew Sheneman

Drew Sheneman

Dana Summers

Dana Summers

Tom Toles

Tom Toles

Gary Varvel

Gary Varvel

ViewsAfrica

ViewsAfrica

By Cartoon Movement-US
ViewsAmerica

ViewsAmerica

By Cartoon Movement-US
ViewsAsia

ViewsAsia

By Cartoon Movement-US
ViewsBusiness

ViewsBusiness

By Cartoon Movement-US
ViewsEurope

ViewsEurope

By Cartoon Movement-US
ViewsLatinAmerica

ViewsLatinAmerica

By Cartoon Movement-US
ViewsMidEast

ViewsMidEast

By Cartoon Movement-US
Clay Bennett

Clay Bennett

Chris Britt

Chris Britt

Gary Markstein

Gary Markstein

Marshall Ramsey

Marshall Ramsey

Scott Stantis

Scott Stantis

Steve Breen

Steve Breen

Michael Ramirez

Michael Ramirez

Matt Wuerker

Matt Wuerker

Win, Lose, Drew

Win, Lose, Drew

By Drew Litton
Henry Payne

Henry Payne

Rob Rogers

Rob Rogers

Jeff Stahler

Jeff Stahler

Matt Bors

Matt Bors

Robert Ariail

Robert Ariail

Mike Lester

Mike Lester

Phil Hands

Phil Hands

Brian McFadden

Brian McFadden

Rebecca Hendin

Rebecca Hendin

Joe Heller

Joe Heller

Stone Soup

Stone Soup

By Jan Eliot
Adam@Home

Adam@Home

By Rob Harrell
Andy Capp

Andy Capp

By Reg Smythe
Arlo and Janis

Arlo and Janis

By Jimmy Johnson
Baby Blues

Baby Blues

By Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott
B.C.

B.C.

By Mastroianni and Hart
Brevity

Brevity

By Dan Thompson
Broom Hilda

Broom Hilda

By Russell Myers
Cathy Classics

Cathy Classics

By Cathy Guisewite
Close to Home

Close to Home

By John McPherson
Crankshaft

Crankshaft

By Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis
The Elderberries

The Elderberries

By Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Family Tree

Family Tree

By Signe Wilkinson
For Better or For Worse

For Better or For Worse

By Lynn Johnston
Frank and Ernest

Frank and Ernest

By Thaves
Free Range

Free Range

By Bill Whitehead
Garfield

Garfield

By Jim Davis
Grand Avenue

Grand Avenue

By Mike Thompson
Lio

Lio

By Mark Tatulli
Loose Parts

Loose Parts

By Dave Blazek
Luann

Luann

By Greg Evans and Karen Evans
Moderately Confused

Moderately Confused

By Jeff Stahler
Non Sequitur

Non Sequitur

By Wiley Miller
Pearls Before Swine

Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
Pickles

Pickles

By Brian Crane
Pot-Shots

Pot-Shots

By Ashleigh Brilliant
Reality Check

Reality Check

By Dave Whamond
Rose is Rose

Rose is Rose

By Don Wimmer and Pat Brady
Shoe

Shoe

By Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly
Speed Bump

Speed Bump

By Dave Coverly
Stone Soup

Stone Soup

By Jan Eliot
Strange Brew

Strange Brew

By John Deering
Ziggy

Ziggy

By Tom Wilson & Tom II

Recent Comments

  1. 25 days ago on Arlo and Janis

    He must have drawn this one months in advance, or Janis changed her hair. color back.

  2. about 1 month ago on Back to B.C.

    I know he was an anteater – but I didn’t know he was a GIANT anteater. The funny papers rarely give anything for scale.

  3. about 2 months ago on Foolish Mortals

    I love this. Several years ago I was in a car accident – had a concussion, badly swollen face, two black eyes. It was a few weeks before Halloween and I was really looking forward to opening the door with a face scarier than my usual one.

    Sadly these enhancements resolved too soon and I had to rely on the face nature gave me to frighten children.

  4. 3 months ago on Pickles

    But why? It’s just gonna get unmade again when use it.

  5. 3 months ago on Loose Parts

    Seems like only yesterday

  6. 3 months ago on Loose Parts

    Found it. August 9, 1986.

  7. 3 months ago on Loose Parts

    Wasn’t this same gag in The Far Side several years ago?

  8. 5 months ago on Frank and Ernest

    This is a variation of a joke used on Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In in 1970, and it was probably an old joke even then. I don’t know what’s stranger – that I remember watching it, or that I could find the script online.

    - [Door] Who was the 13th president of the United States?- Dear, would you answer the door?- Millard Fillmore.

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  9. 5 months ago on Doonesbury

    Screwtape explaining how the Devil wants mortals to think of ownership:

    “We produce this sense of ownership not only by pride but by confusion. We teach them not to notice the different senses of the possessive pronoun—the finely graded differences that run from “my boots” through “my dog”, “my servant”, “my wife”, “my father”, “my master” and “my country”, to “my God”. They can be taught to reduce all these senses to that of “my boots”, the “my” of ownership. Even in the nursery a child can be taught to mean by “my Teddy-bear” not the old imagined recipient of affection to whom it stands in a special relation (for that is what the Enemy will teach them to mean if we are not careful) but “the bear I can pull to pieces if I like”. And at the other end of the scale, we have taught men to say “My God” in a sense not really very different from “My boots”, meaning “The God on whom I have a claim for my distinguished services and whom I exploit from the pulpit—the God I have done a corner in”.

    The Scewtape Letters (Letter XXI)-C.S. Lewis

  10. 7 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Seems almost too insightful for Rat.