What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
He exposed his nuts to her
Those are Tim Horton’s donuts, eh?
Dugout?
I just have one question: Huh?
Are they flying an ice cream cone? Or maybe a microphone?
Shoulda used a cat-apult.
He was just booting up his computer
phone sax
I’ve lost count of how many Americans think I’m from “Canadia”. I’m not even kidding.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.