It took me a while to set up a new account. In the mean time, RCMinor beat me to the punch!
The socialist who created the original pledge in 1892 was named Francis Bellamy. Looking up both Francis Bellamy and Bellamy Salute on Wikipedia are informative.
That … glass … of … Watterson?! HA HA HA HA HA
Great one, Hobbes!
Calvin should rethink the hydro bomb, though. His dad is already looking pretty “bugged”.