Recent Comments

1. about 5 years ago on Loose Parts

   Between dying and having his head cut off, and being the failing butt of everyone’s jokes, I think he’d choose dying.

2. almost 11 years ago on Speed Bump

   I hate to say it, but this a rerun – kinda like the boomeringue.

3. almost 11 years ago on Brewster Rockit

   Maybe instead he needs a saber saw.

4. almost 11 years ago on The Argyle Sweater

   Sadly, the metal detector just kept finding the foot he already had.

5. almost 11 years ago on Rubes

   He’ll be a sitting duck.

6. about 11 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   It’s amusing reading the comments on how to scare away Jehovah’s Witnesses. If they leave, it’s because you’re clearly not interested – theatrics or not. They go to every home in the world, including homes most people would be too scared to go to. Don’t you think they’ve seen it all before? The costumes, the nudity, the brazen profanity and conduct – not to mention the big dogs and big guns. Ask any of them and they’ll tell you, you couldn’t pay them to do what they do. It’s hard work and they’re not paid. So why do they do it? They go only because they care about people and they want to clear God’s name of the reproach heaped on him by religion that misrepresents him and people who misunderstand him. They’re simple, humble people who still have to deal with they’re own health and economic problems. Bragging about hurting them is like bragging about kicking the neighbors puppy.

7. about 11 years ago on Loose Parts

   Go ahead and register your pen. Otherwise you’ll be facing a very long sentence.

8. over 11 years ago on Rubes

   … she said, shortly before Junior got run over by a Dune Buggy because he was texting and walking.

9. over 11 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Sweet. I didn’t hear it. But what am I if I READ it?

10. over 11 years ago on For Better or For Worse

    Why not? That’s what John’s mom did.