“Most people would be shocked to find that bottled water is more expensive than the gas they put in their cars.”
It is also unhealthier than tap water. Bottled water is highly acidic. Just plain water is 7.0 ph. Bottled water is about 5.7-6.0. To be healthy, your body ph level should be about 7.2.
One possibility: Fat Albert is a fictitious creation—as are the rape allegations.