If you can find a connection to royalty – not that hard, just maybe 8-10 generations back – you’ll find that you’re related to the likes of El Cid, Lady Godiva (yes, she really lived), Old King Cole (King Coel, 1st-2nd centuries), Charlemagne, and all the way back to Shem and Japheth, and maybe even Ham, with most of the links back to them.
Let’s eliminate crime by eliminating guns.(Liberal logic.)