Wallace’s Mom (whose given name is unknown, I just realized) obviously passed down her sense of wonder and adventure to her oldest son. Her youngest…that’s a mystery.
Unless you’re a member of a quasi-monastic order of knights who made the mistake of lending money to the French king and not realizing the Pope is wary of your influence, you have no reason to fear Friday the 13th.
This Santa should help the Santa in “Crabgrass”, whose life is beset with danger from all sides.