Sadly, my wife will not allow me to be as doting and romantic as Arlo. It’s heartbreaking, really.
I don’t tip a percentage, because the price of food has gone up ridiculously. I tip based on the effort and how demanding my party is. ie: number of refills, speed of service, attentiveness, did we have salads, appetizers, dessert?
Password “Burr-ification”
First time I’ve seen Janis sleeping in the buff (allegedly).
“Bring in the Chicken”
Woke’s a joke. I agree with WCraft….Delusional.
My dad used to do that to every race car he built, before the season started, just so he could say HE put the first scratch on it….
Chicken shot excuse if you ask me
No, the French put a line thru their "7"s to differentiate it from a “1”
Yeah, because everyone else is fine having a black man come down their chimney.
Sadly, my wife will not allow me to be as doting and romantic as Arlo. It’s heartbreaking, really.