If she doesn’t like candy bars, why’d she take a big chomp out of it?
He always orders for his dates.
What is Gladys a champion of anyway, maintaining her girlish figure?
These two only thought Disneyland was affordable when they were kids because their parents paid. I haven’t seen it as affordable since 1979. Now if Mickey would stop having his dog crap on my lawn, we could be better neighbors.
He’s thinking, “She feeds the cats better than she feeds me.”
Cruel and unusual. I was trying to give it a Douglas Adams twist.
Methane and Carbon dioxide aren’t going change his buoyancy this much.
I can’t believe that he had a job in the first place.
The nights get extra long.
Have you not read this before? The town elders sentenced her to work there until her attitude improved. She’s been there for twenty one years now.
If she doesn’t like candy bars, why’d she take a big chomp out of it?