Eating over the sink is the occasional, rare and solitary guilty pleasure. What is he thinking to have others present? Each must find the path to the sink for themselves. Enlightenment might be a taco that got out of hand, a juicy orange you were peeling and are now consuming, or even the last bite of ice cream trying to ooze its way free of the cone. Sinks are potential safety nets. But they are so only for the inventive souls for whom timing, necessity and proximity create an alternative dining experience. Finding it out with coaching, or worse, from a group trip to the sink is cheating! It’s also not as fun.
Okay now that’s just WRONG! There are all kinds of things he could give her so she would leave him alone for awhile. How about a prescription for some dark chocolate and a decent bottle of wine? Now I could be persuaded to reconsider socialized medicine if it included these kinds of offerings. Much less harmful than some drugs and generally tasty. What do you guys say, should insurance companies have somneliers, chocolate connoisseurs and baristas?
The problem IS, Garfield did not drink coffee first. Had he had a couple cups of coffee, he would have been alert enough to hear John’s approach. Also, coffee for dunking donuts…anything less in uncivilized. Surely that’s why John is so surprised. But Odie…he’s stylish…donut shades in PINK frosted hue.
Eating over the sink is the occasional, rare and solitary guilty pleasure. What is he thinking to have others present? Each must find the path to the sink for themselves. Enlightenment might be a taco that got out of hand, a juicy orange you were peeling and are now consuming, or even the last bite of ice cream trying to ooze its way free of the cone. Sinks are potential safety nets. But they are so only for the inventive souls for whom timing, necessity and proximity create an alternative dining experience. Finding it out with coaching, or worse, from a group trip to the sink is cheating! It’s also not as fun.