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1. about 12 hours ago on Wizard of Id

   Worse yet, when the actors are supposed to be eating ice cream, they give them mashed potatoes, which won’t melt under the klieg lights.

2. about 13 hours ago on Frank and Ernest

   Where they believe it’s racist to render it any other way.

3. about 13 hours ago on Close to Home

   Don’t worry — it’s a sacrifice bundt.

4. about 13 hours ago on Frank and Ernest

   Pretty late, too!

5. about 13 hours ago on Frank and Ernest

   I live in a city like that.

6. about 14 hours ago on Working Daze

   This scenario actually happened to me about 20 years ago, only I was holding a stem glass of wine, not coffee. I did a complete somersault without spilling a drop!

7. about 14 hours ago on Wizard of Id

   I’m snowed; I need to be enlightened.

8. about 17 hours ago on Brevity

   You guys go ahead and disparage IPA, as it leaves more for me to enjoy.

   I like a beer so thick and bitter it reminds me of my ex wife.

9. 3 days ago on Working Daze

   Mattress companies sold their products with guarantees. Occasionally people would claim their mattresses were not performing up to expectations, meaning firmness, springiness, or other factors. I was sent out to run tests on the mattresses to see if they indeed were defective, or if the consumer had simply decided the mattress was too firm or soft AFTER the purchase. So I would go to the consumer’s residence and run tests on the mattress.

   Boring…

10. 4 days ago on Strange Brew

    Um, are you John Deering undercover, bueller? I thought this was your day off.