Recent Comments

1. almost 13 years ago on Daddy's Home

   I’m with Ratbrat. I know the truth about Santa, too, but that doesn’t keep me from checking the NORAD website on Christmas Eve.

2. almost 13 years ago on Red and Rover

   Oh, Rover knows what she suspects, but he’s keeping quiet. Good dog.

3. almost 13 years ago on Red and Rover

   My dad worked the evening shift, so when we had to stay home sick, he’d watch all the daytime game shows with us. We’d bet pennies on which person would get picked on the Dating Game. Smooooooooch,

4. almost 13 years ago on Red and Rover

   Rover rocks.

5. almost 13 years ago on Red and Rover

   A sore throat and fever would be the least of your worries if our dog breathed on you. Thankfully, he’s a small dog, so whenever we want to remove paint or wallpaper, it’s easy enough to hold him up and let him breathe on the walls …

6. almost 13 years ago on Arlo and Janis

   My 17-year-old swears by chewing gum while he chops. I just keep an old pair of plastic safety goggles in the kitchen cupboard (the ones that stick to your face like a scuba mask). Not a pretty picture, I know.

7. almost 13 years ago on Unstrange Phenomena

   “I personally believe… I can see Fort Worth from here.”

8. almost 13 years ago on Drabble

   And thank god they do. Otherwise, all we’d see are comics about my life … ZZZzzzZZZ …

9. almost 13 years ago on Arlo and Janis

   Sooooo … you guys are saying I should be enjoying my teenagers right now? I actually do – all three are funny, smart and kind and just a lot of fun to have around …

   … OK … if I keep thinking about what future Christmases might be like, we"re going to run out of tissues …

10. almost 13 years ago on Dude and Dude

    I always say I like my coffee the way I like my men: dark and bitter. Inevitably, someone objects and notes that my husband is fair and blond. Then, I remind them they’ve never seen his soul.