My family keeps wanting to bring home a new “free” dog or cat. I’ve found that “free” pets aren’t. The vet costs to be a responsible pet owner are huge. Then food (no lasagna), flea treatments, eventual pet emergencies… It is a big investment.
edclectic, Your sample may be biased as it is the stupid criminals that get caught. The smart ones go on to run big criminal organizations like the mafia and banks.
Spent some years in the UP at K.I.Sawyer AFB (closed now). Venturing into the backwoods was bad. Found that Alaska could be much worse. Had to run to escape the gathering clouds. Window screens usually had 10 or so hanging on the outside hoping to get in.
My guess is Cows tongue isn’t stuck, Just checking to see if the cane is real.