Recent Comments

1. about 7 hours ago on The Born Loser

   In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable philosophical and psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosities. Let your conversational communications possess a clarified conciseness, a coalescent consistency and a concatenated cogency. Eschew all conglomerations of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement and asinine affections. Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and veracious vivacity without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, setatious vacuity, ventriloqual verbosity or vain vapidity, obscurant or apparent. Shun double entendre, purient jocosity and pestiferous profanity.

   And don’t use big words.

2. about 9 hours ago on The Duplex

   We’re the victims of lawyer commercials.

3. about 9 hours ago on The Dinette Set

   Athletic, yes… Sumo wrestlers.

4. 1 day ago on The Born Loser

   Allergy season: s’not a good time.

5. 1 day ago on Luann

   “Zamfir – The Early Years.”

6. 5 days ago on The Born Loser

   Well, Thorny. The day is coming when they’ll spend more time trimming the hair in your ears and eyebrows than what’s on top.

7. 5 days ago on Dog Eat Doug

   They’re more populous since cousin Eddie heard they’re high in cholesterol.

8. 5 days ago on B.C.

   You, Barney, and Mrs Mendelbright….

9. 7 days ago on Garfield

   You’re a connected guy, Jon. Connected to stoopid.

10. 9 days ago on Mutt & Jeff

    Might want to lay off the Mad Dog.