I second the motion for Queen Elizabeth II. She wrote a really nice note to volunteer to be a write-in, so I think we should take her up on that! Based on the book “Elizabeth the Queen, the Life of a Modern Monarch”, she would probably do just fine as our President.
catman5169 – I have a similar reason: it would take way too long to find anything valuable, and a whole lot longer to get it out – especially without collapsing a pile on top of the thief. If I encounter an avalanche of stuff that wasn’t there the last trip into a room, I’ll listen for a pitiful “help me!” from under a pile, and then call the cops first. We may have the homes least likely to be bothered.
Wrap it into a turban, maybe?